Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Kryptonite





Angela is most vulnerable to chocolate and bavarian creme donuts (sometimes also known under the alias-- bismarcks), especially those made at Safeway! Exposure to these chocolate and bavarian creme donuts, nullifies Angela's powers and immobilizes her; prolonged exposure will eventually end in many added pounds or worse!! No mineral on Earth can protect her from these donuts. Her kryptonite was first introduced to her at a young age. She skipped many a class in high school to go to a nearby Safeway and buy 1, 2, or sometimes even 3 of these donuts!! Although Safeway chocolate and bavarian creme is her most commonly eaten form, Angela has also been known to have had a problem with other forms over the years: such as glazed, cinnamon, powdered, filled, and many forms created at Krispy Kreme, as well. If you see any form of donuts around Angela, grab them and take them away quickly!! She truly can't help herself!! Just this morning, Grant brought some home and she was soon brought to a weakened state. Despite her counting calories, she ended up consuming a bismarck donut and a glazed one also. (Luckily, she will be playing in a soccer game this afternoon. Hopefully, she will get her powers back then.)

9 comments:

Mike and Julina said...

I love your descriptive writing technique. I'm weakened by old fashion maple donuts.....oh so lovely.

Joy said...

Isn't this everyone's weakness? Gotta love chocolate, creme, and fried food together!

Steph said...

Ang, I can't read your text. Can you make it darker or something. We have the same weekness!

Celeste said...

Those definitely look too good to pass up! Those pictures make me wish we had a Safeway! ;)

sherrie said...

i know the feeling...

Elizabeth C said...

LOL, those are yummy!

Jen Hakes said...

I love this post! So fun to read and the pictures speak for themselves! I'm glad I don't have one nearby right now! Yum!

Ali said...

Great details! I can't look at this thing without NEEDING it! I'm off to the store!

Summer said...

oh funny! I love bismarks too! They are my favorite donut! Seeing that picture makes me want one!